How to Talk Like a Pirate Me Buckos
Aw, shiver me timbers and swab the poop deck you poop head, it’s once again time for that infamous anti-holiday called Talk Like a Pirate Day. No you may be wondering just how does a scallywag such as yeself even beginst to talk like a pirate.The Eccentric French Count Cupid
I thought The Count was absolutely fascinating and The Count thought I was absolutely fascinating. We were having wildly romantic time misunderstanding each other and he dazzled me with glowing descriptions of his home in France.The Wedding of The French Count in a Swiss Castle
Nothing was working out very well, so we decided to get married. Our wedding was held in a fairytale castle-just the kind you see in storybooks. The Count had chosen the romantic 12th-century castle in Switzerland as a surprise for me.Funny Jokes For Adults – Stand-Up Comedy Act
As we well know, time is neither linear nor perceptible. Stand-up Comedians however, have a curious fear of the intangible and prefer to live in the past. They often refer to a time known as “The Good Old Days,” which seems to be the era immediately before the present one. To familiarize you with their past, here is an appropriately brief history of rather spectacular Stand-up achievements and funny jokes for adults. Find out more.Failure on First Try to Link
I choose to look at my lack of technical aptitude, as one who merely resists spending the necessary time required to become proficient at any electronically configured device! As you can see, I have spent enough time becoming familiar with these items to know how to refer to them with their technical terms, however, obviously not enough time to be proficient at linking them over!Last Night an iPod Cost My Life
I’m not usually somebody that makes sweeping, quasi-chauvinistic generalisations; largely because I am so painfully flawed that for me to make any kind of snap judgment on another person is tantamount to the governments tough new stance on crime being announced by The Joker; utterly hypercritical. However for the purpose of this weeks musing I must recount something that many women are said to subscribe to; namely making sure before they go out, that they are wearing matching underwear to assuage any embarrassment in the event of being involved in an accident. Presumably like so many lazy, stereotypical viewpoints there…Who Are These People in My Doctor’s Office?
You’ve been in doctors’ waiting rooms. We all know what they look like. Waiting rooms, and the patients in them, bear strong resemblance to one another. Inevitably on my personal arrival to visit my man in the white coat, I select a perch, settle in, and focus on this paradigm of American life. Where else can a person get a close up look at the heart and soul of our country?My Vehicle Was Stolen – Kind Of
The afternoon started out seemingly uneventful. My agenda included getting my nails done and grocery shopping.World’s Best Joke
When it comes for imagination, scientists can amaze people with the nature of experiments they do. Sometimes you may think that they have nothing better to do than amusing themselves and others, pushing the limits of the science. But most of the times, something good emerges from their experiments, and sometimes, they’re only done just because it’s always good to know, even though it’s not always useful to your everyday life.A Superhero Fantasy
What if we lived in a comic book world? What if Hollywood’s recent fascination, and ours as moviegoers, with comic book heroes and their exploits, somehow jumped from the screen and morphed into reality?What’s So Funny?
If you are interested in avoiding psychosomatic illness and adding longevity to your life, read how to and scientific sources. Start now.Hiring a Comedy Stage Magician, The Real Secrets – Honesty From a Dishonest Profession
With years of experience as an international comedy stage magician in Brisbane and England, I am going to tip you the real secrets of hiring a high quality magician for your event, and how to avoid the low quality magicians that could actually do more damage than good to your event. Simple Magicians jargon, the three main types of magicians that entertain your clients and guests in three very distinct ways.