Logan Paul Loses His Phone Sex Virginity – IMPAULSIVE EP. 251




Voices in the Sky

Some say Barack Obama became the first black president of the United States because he caught the zeitgeist of a subtle change in the socio-political infrastructure of his country. Others would have it that an innate gift for empathy and understanding were crucial to his advancement to the highest office in America. Actually, I think he got the job because he’s got quite a nice voice.

Great Textpectations

A phrase that you’re unlikely to ever hear uttered by anyone at the forefront of communications development is ‘Hey, come here fellow boffins, I’ve just discovered a way to make this gizmo work a bit more slowly.’ That’s because these days it’s taken as read that speed is good and that anything that saves time is positive. It’s a big mistake.

How Farting in Public Can Be Lethal For Your Social Life

It can be very embarrassing farting in public, particularly when you can’t control it. In some situations it can prove to be disastrous not only for your social life, but also for your career as well. Here are some scenarios where a fart could land you in serious trouble, even if you let one out by accident.

Do We Need Political Correctness Rehabs

Some say that political correctness is actually a disease, much like cataracts, as it prevents you from seeing the reality by clouding your judgment and mind into believing what you see is something other than you observe. Is political correctness a form of schizophrenia? If so, it is a psychological problem or a mental disorder, and we owe it to our society to help those individuals that are too politically correct cure themselves.

“I Need a Dog to Match My Furniture” He Said

The other day I was at a friend’s house and we were watching the football game Stanford versus USC. Stanford slaughtered USC, and put them in their place. At this party were graduates each University, and they made bets, along with the other guests and about $1000 changed hands, needless to say although this was just friendly betting, there was a lot of excitement in the room. Everyone was very much into the game.

Officer, Someone Stole My Time!

We have alarm systems for our homes and our cars. Safe deposit boxes for valuables.Where and how, however, do you and I protect our most valuable resource of time? Do you recognize these ten time thieves?

Achmed the Terrorist – The Best Bits to Watch When Choosing Which Comedy to Spend the Night With

Curl up on the sofa, drinks, food, all in place and decide which piece of comedy to watch. Now comes the hard bit, choosing which Achmed piece to watch!

Santa Red Neck is Coming to Town

Christmas comes early each year to our normally quiet community here in Homestead, Florida. Santa’s come by the droves, not in sleighs, but in RVs, and campers, and pick-up trucks. They come here each year to watch the last NASCAR race of the year; the one that decides the NASCAR champion, The Homestead-Miami Ford 400.

How to Find Funny Birthday Poems For Friends and Family

Why funny birthday poems for friends and family? You know how everyone brings a present to their friend’s birthday. As much as birthday presents are a great part of a birthday, you can still use something else to make your gift more special and memorable: short funny birthday poems.

“What’s With the Top of the Ferrari Painted on Top of Your Driveway” I Asked

The other day I was jogging around my neighborhood, and I noticed someone had painted a Ferrari on their driveway. It was a top view as if you’re looking down on the car, and I could tell it was a Ferrari Testarossa because in my younger days I used to own a car detailing business. At first I laughed, and I couldn’t help myself, I had asked the guy what the deal was…

Enjoy Some Humour With Funny Fridge Magnets

Funny Fridge Magnets are another category which adds onto the wide range of kitchen accessories. All kinds of fridge magnets are known to bring in brightness and cheer to all kitchens.

Get a Dose of Laughter With Funny Stories and Jokes!

When you smile; the world smiles with you. A Smile costs nothing but gives you a lot. A good Laugh can really be the best medicine. It connects us with others. It does not come from any machine rather it is inborn and it is a free of cost thing which is beneficial too. Human beings feel affection for laughing. An average adult laughs 17 times a day. In this modern era, we all are burden sized with the work. We do not have time for ourselves. We are working like machines and need some time to come out from this hassled life.

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