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A Guide to Ugly Christmas Sweaters and Parties

The Ugly Christmas Sweater trend has reached epidemic proportions and has no sign of stopping. Similar to Facebook, “old people” are jumping on the bandwagon… that is, old people who can distinguish between a serious and satirical Ugly Christmas Sweater-wearer.

Ugly Christmas Sweater Shopping – On the Hunt

If you are wondering how to, “Dress like it’s 1994 AND party in THE PRESENT” then you have come to the right place. More specifically, we will show you how to dress like a present, or at least how to pull off an Ugly Christmas Sweater while remaining that suave guy/girl that you act like at parties. As with any daring fashion decision, confidence is key! But first, you must find that fantastic sweater! To secure the perfect party sweater is no small feat. Where are the gems hiding you ask? In closets, in thrift stores, online and, possibly, in your own closet…

Funny Jokes And Humor Are One Of The Free Perks Of Life!

Humor is one of the things that makes the human race great. Jokes can cheer up the depressed, break the tension between people, can mend relationships and help dry tears. No matter who a person is talking to what kind of personality a person has, there will always be a way to make a person crack a smile. It is said that laughter is the best medicine, and that is one of the truest quotes ever recorded.

La Bella Figura

As an Italian I have been plagued by something I could not name for most of my young life. But finally in 1986 while visiting Joe’s cousins in San Francisco I was enlightened. So at age 34 I discovered the affliction I was challenged by was known as “La Bella Figura”.

Facebook Funnies

The rise in popularity of Facebook has had numerous results, some negative and some positive. Now that everyone from your teenage daughter to your senior citizen father to the guy at the hardware store has a profile, you end up knowing some details about their lives that you might not wish you’d discovered!

Just About Everybody In the Entire World Has Post Traumatic Stress Disorder

If you have ever been limited by something that someone has said to you, you have been subjected to symbolic violence. Almost everyone has had this experience. So we all need to apply for disability!

They Sure Make Oakland Look Like Paradise!

If you own a business, you definitely want to move it to Oakland. Or maybe you should just move there and start one! Risk your capital, build some wealth, get some folks off the unemployment rolls. Do all that in Oakland, and see what a warm welcome you’ll get….

Funny Jokes: Helping To Boost Spirits And Keep People Happy And Healthy For Thousands Of Years!

Jokes or joke-telling has likely been around since the day humankind could first speak a coherent sentence! And even before then, jokes in the version of pantomime or physical tricks/play no doubt existed.

Tips for Making Your First Standup Appearance

So after some coaxing from your friends, you’re ready to hit the stage and make people laugh their pants off. But before you go up, here are the top 5 tips for making your first standup comedy appearance.

Joke Ninja

Aren’t there times you wish you could be like a Joke Ninja- landing back on your feet, with one funny or hilarious story after another. The internet is a great source, but do not restrict yourself. Finally, practice is the secret of any professional.

Hoping For A Meaningful Change

Babies are helpless little critters who need their forebears to take care of every aspect of their lives. Mom and Dad need to feed the baby, clothe the baby, bathe the baby, shelter the baby, teach the baby, and save money so they can educate the baby and help the baby get a good start in life. And regularly, when the baby (who can’t do ANY of this for himself) gets stinky, he needs Mom and Dad to change his smelly pants….

Misunderstood Monsters of Halloweens Past

I was reflecting just the other day about the scary movies I use to watch as a kid. The movies that made all the girls scream and snuggle up a little closer. Those movies, those monsters could never exist today due to all the education we now have, the acceptance we now have and the wonder drugs that are out there.

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