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Should Obama Stay – Part 4, You May Go Now

“Finally!”, you ejaculate. Yes this is it. The last of a 4 part series on whether President Obama should be reelected. Can you guess the conclusion?

Should Obama Stay? Part 2, Domestic Bliss

This is part 2 of a 3 part series on whether the nation should reelect the President. Domestic policy dominates but don’t expect profundity. Is that a word? It just popped in my head so I’m going with it. If not, it should be, like “humblement” instead of humility. I’ll get Webster right on it. Hope it amuses you.

The Face That Launched a Thousand Adjectives

After the 1st Presidential debate, I heard an absurd analysis as to why the President did not do so well. The article is not meant to lampoon the President as much as it chides the analyst on MSNBC, Sirius Radio, Channel 117. I laughed so hard after hearing his disection that I wrote the article in response. Enjoy.

What Is the World of Satire?

What is satire? Here, in this article, we tell exactly how Satire can help you. Being fun, witty and humorous, satires also help you be more aware of the world.

Look! The Chuckle Book! Review

A compendium of Irish humor, replete with Cockney rhymes and clever puns, which possesses a sort of limerick-like quality. This collection of jokes, ranging from the lewd to the light-hearted to the somewhat sacrilegious-and then descending head over heels into the downright-dirty-is definitely a book for mature readers.

Whinny the Whiner!

Today I am hiding in the house. I have been hiding in the house for weeks now. I am hiding from a cat. It not just any cat I am hiding from. I am hiding from Whinny the whiner. I made a mistake.

How NOT to Handle a Zombie in Case of an Outbreak/Pandemic

A short article that points out, what NOT to do when meeting a zombie. Gives you advices and hints.

Fawlty Towers Guide

Fawlty Towers is one of the most well loved British sitcoms of all time. Produced by BBC Television and originally broadcast on BBC2 in 1975 and 1979 just Twelve episodes of this classic comedy were made. The show was written by John Cleese and his then wife Connie Booth, both of whom also starred in the show.

Phyllis Diller: An Inspiring and Very Funny Life

Phyllis Diller is an inspiration because she never allowed anything to stop her from achieving her goals. She looked at challenges as opportunities and left those of us who were fortunate enough to watch her perform on television or in person with the gift of laughter. Phyllis died at the age of 95 in her Los Angeles home during August of 2012. She will be missed, but never forgotten and always admired as someone who would not allow life’s road blocks to block hers.

CSI: Goldfish

The day started just like any other Thursday morning – dew-soaked grass, chirping from the birds, Terry Wogan’s soothing voice mixed with jovial quips that would not be out of place inside a Christmas cracker, the postman knocking the front door quickly and then hoping no-one would answer before shoving a crumpled ‘I tried to deliver but you were not in’ leaflet through the door followed by hurried footsteps, and a dead goldfish. The goldfish or ‘goldie’ as he was known to the hipsters in an ironic manner, was a happy go lucky fish who would not…

The Great House Of Cards: A Tribute To The Work Of Rube Goldberg

Through showing the absurdities of doing too much and too strangely, Lucius Rube Goldberg showed reality as it is by doing too much with what it was not. I remember the cartoons that took you from point “A” to point “B” only with too many steps in between the two points.

Top Tips for Standup Comedians and Professional Speakers On How to Get More Bookings

How Standup Comedians and Professional Speakers Can Get More Bookings. A Speakers Bureau or Talent Booking Agency can save you enormous amounts of time, money, and energy.

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