The Ben Askren Interview: Knocking Out Jake Paul – IMPAULSIVE EP. 272




Humour Me

I’m especially drawn to funny people. I love being with them because I love to laugh a lot and it makes me feel good not only because it strengthen my immune system but because it’s fun and it’s free.

Humorist’s Humorist – Mark Twain – Eleven Great Quotations

You already know volumes about Mark Twain, the pen name used by Samuel Langhorne Clemens. He’s the humorist’s humorist, the cynic’s cynic, the writer’s writer. A fierce and hilarious chronicler of life, its many characters and their foibles, his quotations are stick-to-your-brains observations that have become timeless inspirations.

What If the Internet Were Turned Off For a Day?

What if the Internet were turned off for a day? I don’t know about you, but I’d die. I almost didn’t write this for fear of somebody making good on the idea. I don’t know who that’d be, but it scares the living daylights out of me.

Eating Salads – Vegetable Torture

Yes, I eat salads on a regular basis. Usually at lunch. I really enjoy them. And, it gives me the completely bogus excuse to pig out on bad stuff at night.

Little Shop of Thought

Writers have strange heads. Not physically misshapen or anything – though I’m sure some do! More like their heads are used slightly differently than regular folk’s heads.

One Big Booger

A not so lady like misshap at the movies. The event was priceless.

Your Top 5 St Patrick’s Day Celebration Essentials

St. Patrick’s Day is almost upon us. And, although it falls on a Wednesday this year, there’s never a good enough reason not to celebrate St. Patty’s to its fullest.

What Makes Something a Meme?

As the internet has grown from a small group of computers linking to each other, to a massive structure composed of millions of websites and billions of links, there has been growth of what is known as a meme. What is a Meme?

Girl Scout Cookies Cause Global Warming

Although my efforts to obliterate GSC sales every year tend to be very successful on my floor, there are still those who somehow ignore my slashed Double Stuff Oreo prices and still pay full price for Samoas and Thin Mints to support whatever cause these little girls are peddling. And that’s what bothers me the most. It’s not the little girls doing the selling; it’s their parents bothering me at work so that their daughters don’t have to do the work.

Things to Remember When Planning to Hire a Famous Comedian

Are you tired of organizing events that seem to bore your audiences? Or are you just frustrated when your get-together results to a quiet event when it was supposed to be fun? Well, if you are having troubles with coordinating occasions that are geared towards making the people laugh and enjoy, then why don’t you hire famous comedian?

The Grinch Stole My Job

My resume has been turned inside out, upside down and backwards: the interviewers I’ve met in the last six months have told me I was not qualified for nearly every job I’ve had in the past three decades (since I the Navy and Ingall’s Shipyard in my wake)! And don’t tell me to retire ’cause that’s a moving target: the older I get the higher the government sets the age at which I can tap my social security benefits.

Dateline – Los Angeles May 15, 2030 – US Government Cancelled

By a narrow margin, both houses of congress agreed to cancel the Government of the United States. After years of struggle, President Polin has finally fulfilled her mother’s dream; the total end of government control.

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