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Too Much Information?

When is too much information really too much? Do we want to know too much? Is it all about the train wreck or the aftermath that attracts us to this?

Heights, Tights and LED Lights, Ruminations on Fear

My boss walks in and says to me, “I want you to write an article for Halloween this year. No giveaways, no gimmicks, just an article. You do remember what a fiasco last year was right?” I smile and nod as I always do when someone thinks I should remember all the things they find important.

Ever Try to Use Magic Or Comedy to Get Your Point Across?

I was busy waiting tables when I realized after a very hard day and many customers I still ended up with enough in tips to get by on. “What was I doing wrong”? as I have seen others in my profession make so much more in less time.

Funny Fake News

NASA sent a new ultra modern and expensive space probe to Mars again. The mission of the space probe was to look for water availability on the Red Planet, no matter how microscopic it might be. Unfortunately at the moment of landing, the contact with the space probe was lost.

Joke Telling – How to Get a Laugh Everytime

Not everyone gets a laugh from their hearers when they tell a funny story. Often this is because their joking skills are not fine tuned. See below for joke telling tips gleaned from the advice of professional comedians.

Help! I’ve Fallen

It’s a sad, sad day indeed when a 40-something gal goes shoe shopping and winds up bum down near the price check during the One-Day Sale at Macy’s. And that’s how I spent my Saturday afternoon folks. After a humiliating early morning where I got to meet 10 or so of the hubby’s “Go Bears” posse while not so pretty (translation: disgusting and sloppy), I decided there’s nothing like a new pair of shoes or three to cheer a gal up.

Tips on Writing Comedy

Have you ever had a bad experience, or have you ever found yourself in the wrong place at the wrong time? When was the last time had an argument and of course you always lose! Read the tips on how to write your own comedy.

Showering in Public

One of the best things about being on our friend’s big boat is well, being on their big boat. We arrived on Thursday at sunset, and it was beautiful – fog was rolling down the hill, you could see the bank of fog that had earlier engulfed the SF Bay, but in our little marina in Sausalito, it was just GOR-GEOUS. It was a challenge to work from the boat on Friday but somehow between spotty wifi from the coffee house that blares bad french music, and my blackberry with the itty bitty screen, I got the job done…

Dealing With IT

The department filled with people who are supposed to take care of the technical issues in your company is called the IT (information technology) department. Sometimes this department is called the IS (information systems) department. No matter what it’s called, IT IS worthless.

The Beauty of Email

What I like most about email is the lack of reflection that takes place before one is sent. As an involuntary reflex, people have to think as they’re writing an email, but people don’t have to think about what they’re saying in the email and the impact their message might have. They just need to click Send as soon as they’re done typing whatever jumbled garbage they typed.

Jokes Of The Millennium

He told the pastor that if he sees his wife that he will give him balance. He shot at the antelope on the television thinking that it was a life antelope. The old woman carried me out.

Spice of Life

Laughter is the best medicine they say. These days people find this as a valuable commodity and try to invent ways to laugh. It is best to adopt a humourous way of life by even laughing at oneself. It keeps the childlike qualities alive in people. Laughter needs no big shows. Enjoy some of the choicest instances of laughs in life and try to stay fit.

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